Anyway i did some research on this shit subject. DUH! shit is normal thing! is your money, food etc u eat it u shit it! ngek! nooo is not disgusting ! haha okei i came accross this whn i searching for "different types of shit" in google ( don't ask me why i search this = = ) ...and this is what i got :
DIFFERENT TYPES OF SHIT (READ FINISH IT)
Ghost shit
The kind where you feel the shit come out, but there is no shit in the toilet.
Clean shit
The kind where you shit it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet shit
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won’t ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave shit
This happens when you’re done shit-ing and you’ve pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to shit some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-shit
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Gassy shit
It’s so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Lincoln Log shit
The kind of shit that is so huge you’re afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn shit
Self-explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-shit shit
The kind where you want to shit but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap shit
That’s where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks shit (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Liquid shit
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican shit
It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Surprise shit
You’re not even at the toilet because you are sure you’re about to fart, but oops…….a shit!!!
The Dangling shit
This shit refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done shit-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
HAHA! is so cute! espeacially the Power Dump ! ROFL >.<>
i can say most of the shit i encountered them before (put a proud face =) *chingg*). . amen~
From my experience Type4 is the best. 80% of moisture just enough for your ass hole to shit out smoothly and proof that your intestine or colon working just fine~~ Gratz~
too bad mine is seldom Type 4 T_T KUSOOO!
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